Being the 'Big Bro'

Hi,
Happy National Siblings Day.
We still haunt our elder siblings with the 'Big Bro' dhamkis. Yes, being the elder one can be depressing yet you cannot disagree they get to be the boss- something the youngest sibling never gets all life.

Let nostalgia remind us of the endless tortures and the helpful Big Bros have in common-

Step into the younger sibling shoes first
[The bashing first as i'm the younger ;)]

• Brother You Bother -

They can't sit without pulling your hair or posting your shameful pic. They just can't!

• Your the guinea pig for all the rubbish- 
  
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I avoided going outside home for 2 full days cause of a weird hair cut my elder sibling thought could pull through. Yes, it gave a lovely makeover but not quite a hair cut!

• Your the little one when it's time for something interesting like cooking,cycling-

Even if your the Olympic cyclist, your Big bro will snatch the bike, take a ride first and then tell you 'see ya! That's how you do it'. God forbid if he tried a stunt and failed, you won't get the bike unless he gets it right, EGO.....Click Click...

• Your the spoilt darling and therefore must do the uninteresting stuff they've been doing so long-

Oh! They will take on the duty of teaching you how to be worldly like clean the room when parents are not around of course. They claim to be doing it for all this time- all this time?Even if it's from the time they are born it'll be like 5 years?

• Your silent for years and might just burst-

They care a shit if you do. You still remain helpless and they know all the black chits you have. They can ruin you.

• Your adopted?No,Your the curse they never wanted in their 3 member lives-

They've already told you a super convincing story of you being adopted. You bought into it almost most times.But actually your their unwanted family member. This blatant truth will come directly from them once they realise it. Yes, you never were that magical creature their parents promised you'd be. Infact you are that thing which made them lonely, unloved, ignored etc etc... With time of course they realise how a free guinea pig can be more promising.

Step into the Big Bro shoes(Ah! feels nice;) )

• Dating,Report cards, night Out? No problem-

'The world was miserable for me, it will not be so for the younger'. When it came to night outs, clubs, parties or late night studies, they faced the 'No Noes' and have paved the path for the younger ones. Parents are more lenient and accept the generation gap better.

• The peer pressure vent-
  

This demon 'Peer Pressure' can cap off our minds in most wrong times. Those relentless times in school to college, the biggies know it all. However the little ones can go easy, with a pass out senior and lots of experience on how to be cool to who's the right guy to date everything.

• Little one for sale?-

Please take this thing away. It just went up saying I went on skype with a guy!! And he still cries whenever he's supposed to return my xbox. Blah.

• Husshh! I'll handle it- 

You can cry or fumble but they know when you've just screwed it. They come to help like a boss. Give them the confession and they deal with all the shit. Awesome this thing I say.

• Forever friend-
  
  
  

For those who miss this relation do not miss love but miss life. It's the difference between trekking and not at all. A lifetime bond grows where you share almost everything(even undies in emergencies) and start to respect and understand the differences between two diverse natures. The best part is this is the first relation one gets to know that does not come for free- it challenges and demands, it teaches and learns. At the end of the journey, you no longer want a room for yourself but you want this someone to stay always beside you, you even miss the annoying habits she/he had. Once separated you know what it is and all your life there's one thing you know- even if your bf(hw did u find ne in such bf recession?;)) ditches(which he will sometime) your buddy/bff/big bro won't. They just love being the One!

Happy National Siblings Day

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