5 ways to screw your date

Why would some one want to do that? I don't know, your reading the post, right? I'm in a completely bad mood and if I would go to a date today, yes I would do some of these for sure. If your in for some fun, you may follow it too.

P.S. :Beware do not piss off your serious dates, I cannot replace them :( . Or tell them you were only trying these out from here, I think if you can make them believe you, they might give it a good laugh or NOT.

You may like to note: It is so full if your search for it in google, however most of them didn't even give me a good laugh. They were serious advice :-o .....


FOR MEN:

1. Cheap Restaurant: Take your date to a cheap restaurant and tell her how you bring all your beloved dates to this place. Why? Because you don't want to spend much, incase they don't last......???
2. Bring on your Attitude : "Listen not so lovely lady, I didn't really think people so under my league really existed! Could you excuse me, I need to go to the washroom."
   Once your back, your date will be gone, if not you can go to the washroom again and this time elope.....!!
3. Tell her the truth of Architecture : "You know what, I've been noticing your face for a long time"
   She blushes and tells, "really? So what did you see?"
   "Actually, your nose is just so just sticking out in an awkward angle, its gross!"
   
   **She may cry, sob or bring on flood or simply walk out on you - target achieved
4. Get geeky on her Ex : "You see you have not been very cooperative, I mean just look at him, how could he be with you? And if he was, you should have done more to stay, like.....etc etc"
   You just closed your chapter with her.
5. Say how selfish you are : "Look you see, there is nothing called love, marriage, for that sake anything. I think people marry because of the benefits, I mean not just the race going on but the legal benefits and monetary benefits. We can just pretend to be married after marriage-what do you think?"
   If your date was richer, she might leave or you may have a permanent bruise from her stilettos.
   

FOR WOMEN :

A piece of advice-stay away from guys like above!

1. Make-up machine : Use all the you tube videos, mix all your eye-shadow colors, cover your skin with unmatched foundation go looking like a ball of make-up. Unless he is female deprived to a really, I mean really great extent, he should flee!
   (If you have a trouble showing off the make-up, wipe your napkin and let him see the patch of make-up.)
2. Ms. Snooty : Bring on the woman you want to be when you meet your ex, when you have a way better bf and you want to play it up. BTW he doesn't have one then. "OMG ! You've got a cute gf, oh i'm so sorry, she's just like air".
3. Your motherly affections : Pretend like being a teen single mother and be proud of it and tell him how you only need him for financial help and protection and his name and that you still have a sturdy relation with the father and he's just not willing to commit.
4. Dive into the past/get emotional/sob : This is interesting, men are visual people meaning your make-up, accessories get a + . But they are unable to handle emotions very well, infact they despise such situations. Nagging, sobbing can all be a turn-off for a guy unless he's woman deprived, in which case go to the washroom and elope!

Women are such sweet things, just couldn't find another bad thing they could do, so I'm leaving it at 4. As for men, I'm a feminist, except I see those great men-which don't exist in this world, so i completely despise them at times.

P.S. Well all the advice is not real advice, unless you really need to flee at some date. However the best ways are to be honest. This article is just bullshit and for meant to be fun. Sorry if anyone has been hurt, the intentions were clearly not so.

Which is your favorite way? Have you ever done any such thing? Do you want to add anything to the list, comment below and consider it done!